Remember "The Gambler" with James Caan? The scene where he tells his bookie he doesn't have the money to pay his debt.
Axel: I'm short Hips
Hips: How short?
Axel: Well I had it all but I lost most of it.
Hips: How much you got?
Hips: Fifteen...Fifteen thousand is all you got out of Fourty Four Thousand
Axel: Fifteen Hundred
That's what I feel like telling the hospital when they come calling on me.
I relate to quotes from movies.