- Have you ever been in a checkout with eight or so people amd when the clerk next to you opens their register and says I'll take the next customer it's usually the last two in line who sprint over their first....and get waited on while you are still in the same spot.
- People who don't use their turn signals and jump in front of you.
- Those annoying coworkers that are constantly asking for change for a dollar or can you lend me five bucks till payday.
- Neighbors who are talking loud or blasting their stereo high.
- Someone who is always late to a meeting and thinks nothing of it.
- Commercials on TV or Radio that make little or no sense.
- Spam emails or phony job offers coming into your mailbox.
- How the media treats celebrity news as major news.
- Anyone who parks their car/truck/van over the line and takes up two places.
- Couples that take their personal issues into a public place and you can hear them, word for word, insult for insult.
With the election coming up Tuesday, I sometimes wonder how people choose political parties. Maybe the parties choose them. After doing some thinking and research I came up with some differences between the two. Republicans roll a toothpaste tube as they use it. Democrats squeeze from the top. Republicans like a good brandy. Democrats drink beer. Republicans sleep in twin beds. That is why there are more Democrats. Thank you will Stanton. When a leader is in the Democratic Party he's a boss; when he's in the Republican Party he's a leader.Thank you Harry Truman. Democrats give their old clothes to the poor, Republicans wear theirs Democrats like baseball,especially the World Series. Republicans like college football, especially the BCS controversies. Democrats drink coffee from a mug. Republicans drink coffee from a cup with a saucer Democrats call the evening meal supper. Republicans call it dinner. Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themse...
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